Hello, Again, My Fellow Americans!
Well, the campaign is really heating up! I just got a call from Barack Obama to see if I'd consider being his running-mate for VP in 2008. Naturally, I had to say "No way, Jose!" because I figure it's all-or-nothing - either I'm the top-banana, or it's not even worth the effort to print up any campaign posters.
Next Hillary called me, to see if I'd like to be her Secretary of State, and I said, "Secretary?! Secretary?!?! You think I spent all these years in college just so I could be somebody's &$#$*&#&* typist?!?! Sheesh, lady, get a grip!!"
Anyhow, I just wanted to let all you loyal supporters know what's going on. I'll keep you posted. Just keep sending those huge contributions to "Aly For President" and, sooner or later, I'll let you know exactly which year I'll officially be running for office.
Blessings, Hugs and Kisses,
President Aly of Love
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